Strange Magic

Magic happens when you cast a spell. The trick is to actually cast the spell. A lot of people consider the spells they would cast if they had the time. They are way to busy dealing with reality to try to work some magic.

You remember the book the Secret? I believe it was written by a magician. She cast a spell and manifested herself a nice payday. There is a big energy requirement to casting spells. In the case of the Secret, the spell was the book. The author put effort into writing a book. That energy paid off.

Sometimes spells need to be refined. Magic always happens when you cast a spell the form may not be readily identified. New spells may need practice to get the magical result that you intended. An example of this would be making a sales call with minimal preparation. If you are very lucky you will make a sale. You gain the magical result of experience. Reflecting back on the spell you cast, you realize you may need more information to create stronger magic.

You prepare more for the next sales call. The magical result from this was customer interest and more experience. As you cast this spell over and over again, the magical result yields sales. The sales will continue to grow as the magic grows stronger and more efficient. There are many ways to work magic. Repetition with focus on improvement will help create a magical flow that is too strong to ignore.

Athletes cast the same spells over and over again to reach a level of excellence that only a few experience. Their movements become magical. Some develop their capacity for strong magic to such a degree that they make impossible movements seem easy. They have worked the magic and now the magic is another form of expression for them.

I cast spells to grasp your attention and entertain you for a time with humorous points of view. Magic always happens when you cast spells. Sometimes I miss when I cast, and the magical result isn’t what I intended. Then there are times when the spells work and the moment becomes sublime as my intention has become a reality.

You want to be magical? Cast a spell.

Evolution of a Joke

I love performing stand up comedy. I know immediately how I am doing. When I have a connection with the audience, everybody laughs including me. If I am off, I know by the blank stares, that something needs to improve. The best comedians make there routines seem spontaneous and fresh and easy.

I will tell you how a joke for me generally evolves. It starts with an idea that strikes me as funny. Second step is to write a joke about that funny idea. Finally test the joke on an unsuspecting audience…much like you.

Funny ideas are everywhere. Most ideas can be delivered in a fashion that will make people laugh. Some ideas are distasteful and even offensive yet crowds of people will be close to tears from laughing so hard.

It is interesting to note that humor incorporates real pain as subjects for a joke. For example, I sustained massive injury and humiliation from a toddler’s toy. Injury plus humiliation equals pain. A thought occurred to me, Are toddler toys funny? It depends, do I think its funny when I reach for a cup late at night, my hip hits the alphabet toy. I hear G g…g…g…G is for Gorilla!!! It startles me every single time it happens, and it happens a lot. It’s kind of amusing but it gets better. I was startled so much that I knocked over some spices on the counter, as they were falling I stepped forward to catch the items rolling off the counter. I stepped onto a toy airplane that took off to the tune of; High and Low, High and Low, Engine starts and away we go. I hit my head on the floor and I am seeing stars. I reach up to try to stand back up and hit the Alphabet toy and I swear I hear; H h…h…h… H is for Help…and…Hospital.

Yes I do think that is humorous and it’s true. Bill Cosby says the true stories are always relatable to the audience. He can hold an audiences attention for two hours telling stories that are true for all of us.

I have an idea, now I need to write a joke about toddler toys. I will write the word toddler toys on a piece of paper. Then I will write all of my assumptions about toddler toys. Writing humor has to allow for assumptions. There is no need to describe elaborate setups, as we will think of different things when toddler toys is introduced but chances are they will be toys. One assumption that I listed was that these toys are safe. I wrote this…

Regarding my child, safety is my biggest priority. I trust Fisher Price…will kill me.

I love having new material. I feel like a professional when I am writing jokes. Even so, I need to tell this joke to an audience. Sometimes new jokes work well often they don’t. It is the feedback from the audience that dictates what happens to a joke. The audience laughs it stays. If they smile it needs work. If no laugh the joke will be; Okay cross that off the list.

There are a few shows that I participate in that I introduce new material. I record the routines and individually rate the jokes by the audience response. The response also helps me arrange the jokes for maximum entertainment.

This is my general process for writing and performing jokes. It starts with an idea. Next write a joke with plenty of room for assumptions. Then test the joke in a routine. The answer to the question that may be lingering in your mind is yes. Yes our conversation may become my best joke of the week. I always ask permission.

Let me close with thought that was generated at Noonshiners.
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